Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Goodbye, Chest...
Okay, so my boobs are disappearing. What was once a D (too big) and was then a C (perfect) is now verging on a B (too small and I don't have any bras that fit). Why is it that when I lose even the slightest bit of weight, it all magically comes off my chest? Why not my thighs, so that I wouldn't have to worry about Body Glide before a run? Why not my butt, so that I could wear pants that are made for normal human beings? Hell, even my face would be better; then people couldn't call me a chipmunk...
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**thinking of kittens, . . . kittens. . . . don't think about the . . .DOH!**
I agree with greyhound... this post is just asking for me to get in trouble! I'm So not even commenting on this subject.
Oh wait.. Okay. I'm done commenting... Must... not.. continue..
See, this is the type of female conversation that every guy dreads in a face to face encounter. The guy has to think of a non-destructive response in about 1.2 seconds. That's what so great about the Internet - I've had since 1PM to think of a quick and whitty response. Unfortunately I haven't been able to come up with one....
But I'm not thinkin' about no kittens. That seems like a waste of male brainpower.
I was going to EXACTLY post about this, but you beat me to it. Seriously, I am having the same complaint around here. It's a woman thing. If men lost penis length because of training and losing weight, we would hear about it all the time.
This happens to my occasional running partner, too. But honestly? She looks great (and sexy) both ways. And I'm sure you do, too!
small boobs are hot :) (that's what I tell myself when losing weight)
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